“Patriarchal logic applied to lesbianism” a lecture

Standing out my own backyard

i got accused of not being gay, the other day playing basketball, for not looking across at the service station

So today when i stood out my own backyard

Frightened of being accused of not being a lesbian if i didnt look

I looked and was accused of not being lesbian for looking!

Seems, fellow guests, regardless of if i do or dont

Ill be accused of not being a lesbian!

The mad hatter says, the conclusion is that, a real lesbian must be as real to patriarchy, as a sky flower

Lesbians in the audience, none of you exist!

Concludes the mad hatters lecture on “Patriarchal logic applied to lesbianism”

But what he said wasnt Gs fault

Thats his next lecture on “Patriarchal logic apllied to lesbianism”

In which the mad hatter blames G, as a lesbian, for patriarchal logic