The logic of my sexuality

You know what the freaks are really trying to do, G?

Come between us

If I’m looking for G over my own fence

How does that have anything to do with your fellow freak, the rapist, you freaks?

Its stalking me, I don’t even have a car license

Does the evidence follow that I travel on my broomstick, faster than a car?

You want me to stop looking for G, that’s what this is all about

Not me, G

Now I’m collecting evidence against you freaks

To them, that’s more evidence I’m not lesbian

They said so

Is that the conclusive proof they’ve been seeking for over 30 years?

That I’m not a lesbian because they say so?

Their solution to this logical quandary?

The logic of my sexuality, they seem to believe, as they have an “argument” about my sexuality

“Just say she’s into beastiality”

Is to say something about my lesbian sexuality, but only anything except, that I’m a lesbian

In other words, it’s an illogical circular argument, around something, my sexuality, that’s illogically kinky

Give up telling me to give up on G

That’s logical