21st ammendment, Making Lesbianism About Men Act: Lying
All of the legal requirements you must meet in order to qualify as a lesbian under Australia’s new
LESBIANISM MUST BE ABOUT MEN ACT
You must never have slept with a man, in your lifetime
You can’t have dreams
You can’t talk to men
You can’t look at men
You can’t look in a man’s general direction
You can’t smile around men or laugh
You’re only allowed dull, frumpy clothing
You cant be good looking
Using the word “love” in any sentence will automatically be equated with your sexual practice
Therefore, if you desire same sex relations, you should be a nun
You can’t walk in front of men (generally there will be a male within 100km, and in this act it is implied your sexuality must be about them)
The conclusion will be you are walking for them, and so will result in
The 20th ammendment, Making Lesbianism About Men Act: Social Conditioning
That, a lesbian must not respond to social conditioning ie. to suffer from anxiety
Lastly todays 21st ammendment
(Literal from the Bible)
Lesbians shalt not lie
Instead, a “proper lezzo” must do as men say
Having established lesbianism must be about men in this act
A “proper lezzo” is therefore an oxymoron
And does not exist
If you continue to exist
Disregarding Australias good laws that have established your non existence
You are failing to listen to, and obey men’s orders
Therefore, identifying as a lesbian in Australia
Will result
IN THE LYNCHMOB BEING CALLED IN
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