Much ado about?

A kinky walk, with my ass tribute a-shakin’

For my true love from a distance dream domme

Such a strange walk it became, as I sauntered along

I’ve not yet touched her

But a bizarre freak cult has created its religion around our bond

Do you understand it? No? Neither do we

The G and her rainbow knight cult, worshipping G

Tho the antagonist freaks have taken over Dandenong

They’ve sent a rapist stalking me, dressed him up like my dream mum, to get publicity

The rest dress in makeshift burkhas taking photos of me

Looking up from my phone and seeing a bum

My sexuality’s become their creepy obsession

I’m sure it’s all topped, missionary style, by freak masturbation

It was rapidly turning into a vanilla tragedy!

Until I laughed when I saw you today, my lady

I laughed at nothing but you, my guilty elf, aye you

I’ve much ado over love of you, Gn

– Laughter, makes life a worthwhile comedy