THEY’VE MADE LESBIANISM ABOUT MEN

Some of the legal requirements you must meet in order to identify as a lesbian in Australia are

LESBIANISM MUST BE ABOUT MEN

You must never have slept with a man, in your lifetime
You can’t have dreams
You can’t talk to men
You can’t look at men
You can’t look in a man’s general direction
You can’t smile around men or laugh
You’re only allowed dull, frumpy clothing
You can’t be good looking
You can’t walk how you want to
The latest requirement, updated as of yesterday
Lesbians are not allowed to suffer from anxiety
You must do as men say

Failure to listen to, and obey men’s orders

Will result

IN THE LYNCHMOB BEING CALLED IN