Wtf?

We have to lock the front door now. People keep just walking into the house

Psycho sis just lets herself in and out the backdoor whenever she likes, but we’re used to how psycho she is

The nurses came, as usual, called early, came 15 minutes later
The dietician phoned and said she was coming as well
Mum said she hadn’t even arranged an appointment with her

And then there was the electrician, a setup I knew was coming, to “check the electricity”

He didn’t look older than 19
I barely said two words to him
I was practising kali
I just started today, on my own, trying to synchronise head movement with footwork

So what’s the guy who “came to check the electricity,” claiming about the “electricity?”

I guess he’ll say, I was doing kali, he has “proof,” I’m “into” “bisexualitychildrenanimals”

I’ll say, you’re an electrician, who I barely said two words to, how did you work out that by checking the lights?

You’re insane, mate

Fucken insane, the lot of you