Freak street Christmas

Get this, I mean imagine this happened to you, right?

You go out to look at your letterbox

Some freak neighbour, a woman you don’t even know, yells out

“But you’re not even gay”

I mean, imagine if it happened to you

Just think how bizarre it is

And how bizarre it is

That the woman you love

Gets blamed for this nutcase’s ranting

And she’s not just some random

All the neighbours are like her

Imagine you don’t know anyone in your street

But they all gather together to talk about your sexuality

In the middle of the street everyday

And everyone blames the woman you love

You know why?

Cause you care about her

More than you care about yourself