Veggie math

I wrote this to my uncle
Lol, I bought 3 croissants, ate two, and the magpies ate nearly one and a half, they love them lol
Then I realised it was a silly statement, so I replied to myself
Lol I just realised my obvious bad talent for mathematics, that doesn’t add up lol

Now I’m laughing I think I’ll take a serapax, no one to laugh at me with lol