Get the pitchforks out

To the woman I love I wrote

I found this really funny

So I put it on facebook

It’s probably going to be a national controversy now, and I’ll be tried and put to death for saying I don’t find raw salmon steaks that tasty

THE CUCKOO CLOCK CHIMES V

So, I’m telling mum I don’t find raw salmon steaks have much taste

One of the freaks starts yelling out “you call yourself a lezzo!”

It’s just a bit wierd, I guess it’s the cuckoo clock chiming 5pm

I didn’t say I didn’t like raw seafood, or the female anatomy, or even – raw salmon! I don’t find raw salmon steaks have much taste

And I don’t “see” the “connection” this person’s brain has made, that my sexuality is “therefore” any of his business if I don’t find raw salmon steaks tasty

Is that controversial?

Actually, that’s quite a laugh

Cause I overcook everything, even sausages, I think they’re basically fucking morons

I am who I am

Not a chef!