Berwick’s nuff-nuffs (a joke)

(Kinda funny, tho you’re not implied, but I have to mention you yet,

Mention you, cause well, you can be a bitch, but a sexy bitch, and so fucken bad, so I leave you here, not to disrespect)

A bitch a man or woman is a jealous bitch

Berwick village has these, a plentiful

Town with plenty of its own village idiots

And me sitting in this my house one day, minding my own business,

The trustworthy cleaner/gardener came to the house

He had to discuss what a problem was me in this suburb, minding my own business, over the fence, with the neighbours,

Who thought so too, all the nuff-nuffs discussed it, and they didn’t like it, and had to let me know, so all at once, in tumultuous applause, arose their laugh she’s insane

When nuff-nuffs are so jealous they can’t contain themselves any more, but bursting ecstatically, as if ’twere a jealous epiphany, they blurt it out, in front of decent people, and the decent people say,

Have you ever seen anything more jealous in your life?

And now I’m in my house laughing, to myself, about that

Idiotic attempt to suck humour out the modern world, and all us thrown back to nuff-nuffs,

I’m laughing back, insanely, stupidly, laughing at hardship laughter won,

I laugh, cause laughter speaks for itself, like heart-music,

And sung, there, leave the joke that speaks for itself