I dedicate – a worm!

When a worm that’s crawled beneath, talks its blind gibberish

At me, leaping across a mountain range far

Give up I command yer, it says, all red in jealous rage, or I’ll call

You a worm! Well, I say, that I am and that you are, did you not see

Us in a vision, us two? Worm and worm – and arm in arm, all us humans?

And such nonsense it scoffs as it rears its head from out my arse

I want to laugh so hard at such fun, to share it with you

Not only my bottom, but this silly idiom this world’s become!