Typical day

A lesson in reason:

So yellowstreak started a rumour that I’m into animals, everyone said because he said it it must be true,
So now I stand up for myself, he says I’m insane,
The male voice of reason comes over, and agrees,
Meanwhile, there’s wierdos who I’ve never even spoken to saying I’m not gay, trying to control my sexuality in that way,

And women love it when people say that, for some bizarre reasoning which I’ll never get,
And apparently it’s all my fault!
Wow, could I illustrate patriarchy any better?

Could all be a joke, but it’s not, it’s highly illogical –
A day in the life!